PARODY. Not NeedGod.net, not Ryan Hemelaar, not a ministry. @NeedGoblin_net

This is a joke

NeedGoblin.net is a parody of NeedGod.net and the public style of Ryan Hemelaar. It is not NeedGod.net, not Ryan, not a church, not a ministry, and not a place to give money. If the URL has GOBLIN in it, you are in the right wrong place.

The colony

Little walkers on the dirt are satirical pictures. They are not a membership list. They are not endorsements. They are not proof that anyone joined, converted, or agreed. Nobody filled in a form. The recruiter is a character.

We do not sell walkers, faces, or merch of other people. Original photos stay with whoever posted them. The goblin version is commentary.

Want off the dirt

If a walker looks like you and you want it gone, send a DM to @NeedGoblin_net saying so. We take the walker off the colony. We are not going to argue that a goblin is a different person.

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